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Ask me anything   Submit   Alright, so that quote was origionally my favorite one from twenty one pilots "Death inspires me like a dog inspires a rabbit." I put it through google translate a few times and this came out and im still trying to figure out what i could say it mean idk something will eventually come up. heres some other websites i use (not very often though...): Twitter - jellogorrell201 DeviantArt - jellogorrell2019 Instagram - jellogorrell2019. so baisically if you want me to find me somewhere my username is usually jellogorrell2019. |-/ Stay Street - Stay Alive |-/

akiirei:

tentacuddles:

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

You can distinctly make out that she’s saying “What the fuck? Whose alligator is this?”

Lele Pons

akiirei:

tentacuddles:

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

You can distinctly make out that she’s saying “What the fuck? Whose alligator is this?”

Lele Pons

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jenniferinpink:

logicalfangirl:

onceuponanexus:

thatdamntrenchcoatangel:

joellamarano:

Well Tumblr it’s that time of the year again. It’s heart breaking I even have to remind people of this.

As we approach the Halloween season if you have a black cat [especially an indoor/outdoor one] it’s time to make sure they stay inside. Unfortunately around this time of the year people think it’s funny to harass and harm them. It makes me sick to my stomach but some people even go as far as to ‘sacrifice’ them. Most adoption groups won’t even adopt them out during this month. I’ve even heard of people trying to harass them when they see them sitting in windows of houses. It’s horrible and not funny but it’s important to protect them.

So if you or anyone you know has a black cat make sure they are aware of where the cat is. And if you see anyone hurting or harassing them [or any cat!] speak up, they can’t do it for themselves.

Reblogging because I’d cut a bitch if they hurt my baby boy, Ninja

As the owner of two beautiful black kitties it sickens me to my core that this happens. Luckily I live out in the middle of nowhere and my kitties are both indoor kitties but I hope everyone else in more congested areas keep their kitties safe!

This is why I’m really glad that Molly is an indoor cat and we have darkened windows.

Although this goes for cats in general this time of year, I’ve heard of a few incidents of this kind of thing happening to black cats in particular. Since I have a black cat, I feel it’s my job to spread this for any of my followers whose fluffy friends might be in similar danger from crazy people.

I’m glad Lola is an indoor cat and we live in a quiet neighborhood!

I didn’t know this was a thing! I’ll definitely keep and eye out!

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jrock1ove:

idontlikeyourcat:

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!


THANK GOD SOMEONE SAID IT.

When I ring up stuff like this at work, its ridiculous. Grapes are by weight, so a bag like these could be $4+ each. Raspberries are at least $3 depending on the brand you get. Nuts and granola are BEYOND expensive which is horrendous, and pineapples are like $3 each too. Its so stupid.

jrock1ove:

idontlikeyourcat:

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

THANK GOD SOMEONE SAID IT.

When I ring up stuff like this at work, its ridiculous. Grapes are by weight, so a bag like these could be $4+ each. Raspberries are at least $3 depending on the brand you get. Nuts and granola are BEYOND expensive which is horrendous, and pineapples are like $3 each too. Its so stupid.

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someone-somewheree:

gen-tan:

xeduo:

welcome-foolishmortals:

This is going on my tumblr again.

every october

and some of the months in-between

I get it…

when the one ghost turns his head AWW HAHABAHABH<3

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